Rumor Friday
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Rumor Friday


It's rumor Friday again:


Anita Snow is actually a journalist, but tends to compromise her values and not report the truth, so she can stay in Havana....her idol is Lucia Newman

the dictator also warned George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and Jimmy Carter of alleged plots against their lives....


the dictator also warned the world back in 1959 about the dangers of Global warming....


"tricky ricky" has debated if he should tell the truth to wolfman blitzer on CNN, but decided to speak with a forked tongue since the wolfman believes everything that commies say....


the dictator is reportedly dead again......yet "trick ricky" alarcon saw him a week ago.....this has to be true, since his word is as good as gold!


the dictator is now taking a writing course(correspondence course) to enhance his writing ability on his weekly "reflections."....... failed first course due to plagiarism




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