rumor Friday.......
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rumor Friday.......


We still don't know if the apartheid dictator is really dead or not. Every Friday El Cafe Cubano will dish out the latest:


-The real reason the Adidas wearing dictator can not be seen in public is that he is now obsessed with wearing "I LOVE YOU MIAMI" and "I LOVE THE YANKEES" t-shirts. He is also prone at any time to sing GOD BLESS AMERICA. Mini-me chavez is furious!

-raulita has now decided against exile in italia due to color schemes, could not find the right place and was really frustrated so he went on a cleaning and organizing binge!

-Anita Snow is musing about REALLY telling the truth about Cuber instead of regurgitating the apartheid dictatorship news...just a rumor


-Dan Rather, bored in retirement, will now head the news department at Granma.

-the lawyer for the cuban father in the child custody case, is not worried about the fabricated letters, but real concerned about the photos of her not only kissing the dictator's cheek, but one photo of her kissing the dictator's as....(We will get to the butt of this story)


UNTIL NEXT Friday........




- Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again: ......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie: "Weekend at Fidel's" ....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones...

- Rumor Friday
It's rumor Friday again: Anita Snow is actually a journalist, but tends to compromise her values and not report the truth, so she can stay in Havana....her idol is Lucia Newman the dictator also warned George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson,...

- "fidel Castro Says U.s. Fooled World Over 9/11"
What mr. reflective adidas wearing dictator? "In an essay read by a Cuban television presenter on Tuesday night, Castro said the Pentagon was hit by a rocket, not a plane, because no traces were found of its passengers." Well mr. ghost writer, it looks...

- "chavez Denies Rumors Of Castro Death"
Mini-me chavez said that the apartheid dictator is" writing, and producing." Producing what? Where is the jello pudding mr. oil pimp? The media should just lay down and accept this because YOU said so! The apartheid dictator is already DEAD symbolically,...

- Dictator Dead Or Having More Sugery?
The Adidas wearing dictator was a no-show on his Birthday. Rumors are abuzz that he's dead, or that he was whisked away for more surgery(Outside of Cuba of course!). El Cafe Cubano believes that the dictator is still alive physically, but does not...



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