Cuba USA
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again:
......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie:
"Weekend at Fidel's"
....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones how to rap while oppressing those who want FREEDOM. "YO these commie repeated slogans and beating up the Ladies in White need to be done in rap style dog"
.....Nicolás Maduro just received his enrollment membership for MENSA International
......raul was nominated for the Hispanic Dictator of the year award!!!!!
....the dictator Fidel was a great pitcher, catcher, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, Lf, CF, RF, DH and was rumored to have been offered a contract as a bat boy for New York Yankees
....the dictator was also great Hockey player and actually turned down an offer to play for the NY Rangers.... "I believe the game is to violent, I would rather whack my political opponents." the dictator Fidel Castro was quoted back in 1958.
....the dictator also warned the world back in 1959 about the dangers of Global warming....
.....Dan Rather, bored in retirement, will now head the news department at Granma.
.....Lifetime membership in the "DWTRC"(Dictators who Torture, and Repress its Citizens) Club. The Club is exclusive only for the hoity-toity members. The Lifetime memberships inductees are:
Code Pink, Buck, Jose Serano, Anita Snow, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Michael Moore, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts, Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte, Ed Asner, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jesse Jackson, and Maradona.
- Cuba: Rumor Friday
Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday: The dilema concerning opening and then banning, and then maybe reopening of the Home cinemas in Cuba is due to the Cuban exiles..... When asked about if he had anything to do or knowlege with...
- El Cafe Cubano Poll: Cubans Want Freedom
In the spirit of polls and the accuracy(????) of the current political polls, El Cafe Cubano has conducted a poll on whether Cubans on and off the island want FREEDOM and the removal of the dictatorship. Very simple and it's official since all other...
- Rumor Friday
....Ramiro "cuidado que e voy a darun tiro" went ballistic and had an anxiety attack after mini-me chavez was referring to the dictator in the past tense during the show Alo Presidente.... Ramiro was overhead yelling: " I would of capped the sucker back...
- Time For A New Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of mini-me's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises...
- Time For A Caption Contest In Honor Of Matt Lauer
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of Matt Lauer's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA...
Cuba USA
Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again:
......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie:
"Weekend at Fidel's"
....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones how to rap while oppressing those who want FREEDOM. "YO these commie repeated slogans and beating up the Ladies in White need to be done in rap style dog"
.....Nicolás Maduro just received his enrollment membership for MENSA International
......raul was nominated for the Hispanic Dictator of the year award!!!!!
....the dictator Fidel was a great pitcher, catcher, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, Lf, CF, RF, DH and was rumored to have been offered a contract as a bat boy for New York Yankees
....the dictator was also great Hockey player and actually turned down an offer to play for the NY Rangers.... "I believe the game is to violent, I would rather whack my political opponents." the dictator Fidel Castro was quoted back in 1958.
....the dictator also warned the world back in 1959 about the dangers of Global warming....
.....Dan Rather, bored in retirement, will now head the news department at Granma.
.....Lifetime membership in the "DWTRC"(Dictators who Torture, and Repress its Citizens) Club. The Club is exclusive only for the hoity-toity members. The Lifetime memberships inductees are:
Code Pink, Buck, Jose Serano, Anita Snow, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Michael Moore, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts, Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte, Ed Asner, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jesse Jackson, and Maradona.
- Cuba: Rumor Friday
Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday: The dilema concerning opening and then banning, and then maybe reopening of the Home cinemas in Cuba is due to the Cuban exiles..... When asked about if he had anything to do or knowlege with...
- El Cafe Cubano Poll: Cubans Want Freedom
In the spirit of polls and the accuracy(????) of the current political polls, El Cafe Cubano has conducted a poll on whether Cubans on and off the island want FREEDOM and the removal of the dictatorship. Very simple and it's official since all other...
- Rumor Friday
....Ramiro "cuidado que e voy a darun tiro" went ballistic and had an anxiety attack after mini-me chavez was referring to the dictator in the past tense during the show Alo Presidente.... Ramiro was overhead yelling: " I would of capped the sucker back...
- Time For A New Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of mini-me's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises...
- Time For A Caption Contest In Honor Of Matt Lauer
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of Matt Lauer's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA...