Cuba: Rumor Friday
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Cuba: Rumor Friday


Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday:



The dilema concerning opening and then banning, and then maybe reopening of the Home cinemas in Cuba is due to the Cuban exiles.....


When asked about if he had anything to do or knowlege with the assasination of JFK, the dictator quickly responded " NO WAY....I have ALWAYS been truthful with ALL my statements and my intentions......."   The reporter who begged to differ with the dictator has not been seen  for weeks!!!



Since Cuba has been accepted to the UN, Cuban officials have begun to confiscate offices belonging to others offering no valid reason.


Raul was overheard saying: " What is the deal with Maduro and that FREAKING birdie!"



A recent poll taken in Berkly, CA revealed that Cuba should not be FREE because of all the 1950's cars roaming around in Havana and because of che t-shirts. Executions, political prisoners, and 54 years of  violating human rights was not DEEMED important to pollsters.



Jay Z 's new rap single is entitled:  "Yo who's El Critico ?"


Diana Nyad is rumored to be named the director of Havana's Downtown Swim Club.......Half of the club's members left last week on a raft to the US.



1000 Cuban citizens were seen riding bikes with a Cafe Cubano T-shirt in Havana.....


Rumors are that Tony Castro wants an interview for the position of team Doctor for the Baltimore Orioles.










- How To Spot A Cuban-american.......
Ever since Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio announced they were running for President of the United States, they as well as Cuban Americans are not deemed LATINO(We are NOT in this exclusive Club) enough or as interview above asked asinine questions proving...

- Cuba News: T-shirts For Those Traveling To Cuba!
                              El CAFE CUBANO T-SHIRT SALE!!!!!!! In the spirit of the renewed relations...

- Cuba: Rumor Friday.....dennis Rodman Edition
-Rumor has it that Dennis Rodman was such a hit in North Korea, that he has been requested to sing at Fidel and Raul Castro's Birthday..... - Rumor has it that Maduro of Venezuela also wants Rodman to sing at hs birthday celebration along...

- Rumor Friday
Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday: The Cuban dictatorship proclaimed that the government shutdown in the USA was due to the Embargo and the Cuban exiles....... Catholic Church opens business classes in Cuba ,but says asking for FREE...

- Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again: ......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie: "Weekend at Fidel's" ....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones...



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