Cuba: Rumor Friday.....Dennis Rodman edition
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Cuba: Rumor Friday.....Dennis Rodman edition
















-Rumor has it that Dennis Rodman was such a hit in North Korea, that he has been requested to sing at Fidel and Raul Castro's Birthday.....


- Rumor has it that Maduro of Venezuela also wants Rodman to sing at hs birthday celebration along with the Chavez birdie!!!


-Castro Dictator Car Company has the latest deals on cars:

   2013 Peugeot sedan  $250,000

   2010 Volkswagen Passat offered at $70,000

   2009 Hyundai Santa Fe SUV $90,000.


El Cafe Cubano has just learned that ALL Cuban exiles are responsible for ALL the problems that exist in humanity today.













- Cuba: Rumor Friday.....used Car Edition
El Cafe Cubano has obtained the new structure that will deal with the sales of new and used cars in Cuba: President /CEO:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship USED Car Manager:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship NEW Car Manager:  Raul Castro/Castro...

- Cuba: Rumor Friday Continues.....
Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday: Cuba experts maintain that Cuban exiles were responsible for the assasination of JFK, even though for the last 54 years the Cuban exiles haven't been able to get rid of castro.........experts...

- Rumor Friday
Here is the latest installment of Rumor Friday: The Cuban dictatorship proclaimed that the government shutdown in the USA was due to the Embargo and the Cuban exiles....... Catholic Church opens business classes in Cuba ,but says asking for FREE...

- Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again: ......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie: "Weekend at Fidel's" ....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones...

- Inspector Clouseau To Lead The Un Weapons Cargo Inspection Of Cuban Ship......updated********
El Cafe Cubano has learned that Inspector Clouseau will be the lead investigator for the UN. The good inspector will lead a team to "FACT FINDING"  mission concerning the Cuban ship that was found in Panama to have "240 tons of weaponry" -Early...



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