Rumor Friday
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Rumor Friday


....Ramiro "cuidado que e voy a darun tiro" went ballistic and had an anxiety attack after mini-me chavez was referring to the dictator in the past tense during the show Alo Presidente.... Ramiro was overhead yelling: " I would of capped the sucker back in the day!"

...rumors are spreading that the dictator used steroids during his marathon 8 hour speeches, officials deny the rumor... insisting that it's demonic possession, NOT STEROIDS!....still links to Balco remain.....


..."Tricky Ricky" Alarcon will appear with wolfman blitzer on CNN for 3,501th time.


....the dictator was a great Hockey player and actually turned down an offer to play for the NY Rangers.... "I believe the game is to violent, I would rather whack my political opponents." the dictator was quoted back in 1958.




- Anger Management Classes
Three new students registered for Anger Management classes today in Havana. Ramiro Valdes was seen running through government offices yelling "cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro" while "tricky ricky" alarcon called Wolf Blitzer a 1000 times to set up a...

- Rumor Friday
It's rumor Friday again: Anita Snow is actually a journalist, but tends to compromise her values and not report the truth, so she can stay in Havana....her idol is Lucia Newman the dictator also warned George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson,...

- Well I Know It's Not Rumor Friday Yet...
Remember my FREEDOM loving brethren to read these rumors in a low whisper. "Tricky Ricky" alarcon was in Canada yesterday and when pressed about the dictator: NOTHING? Exit plans "tricky ricky?" raulita has not been seen since his fashion trip to italia...

- It's Rumor Friday.......
It's Friday and you know every Friday rumors pop up that the aparthied dictator has died! Since it's Labor Day weekend YOU KNOW the commies will not release any news. The juicest rumor flying around is that raulita was in Italia for a possible...

- Sickening Interview With "tricky Ricky" Alarcon
Click on the title for a sickening video in which wolfman blitzer interviews the slime ball. A quick tip for Wolfy: the dictator has never been elected to office, so stop calling him President! What is tricky ricky president of? These thugs took over...



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