Cuba USA
.....the dictator is dead again....
......raulita is not happy with the office decor/threw a hissy fit about the colors!
....anita snow is not happy with the mojitos lately.....she's happy about the Rolex watch
....chavez is depressed concerning the apartheid dictator/looking for a new partner concerning the stick....
...translators are needed when cocaine morales visits cuber/officials can not understand anything that he says...
...."tricky ricky" alarcon will appear with wolfman blitzer on CNN for 3,500th time.
... the new Adidas outfit sent to the dictator had a big hole in the back of the pants....the dictator was angry, but later "reflected" how he has stuck it to the Cuban people for 48 years!!!
- Rumor Friday
....Ramiro "cuidado que e voy a darun tiro" went ballistic and had an anxiety attack after mini-me chavez was referring to the dictator in the past tense during the show Alo Presidente.... Ramiro was overhead yelling: " I would of capped the sucker back...
- Rumor Friday.......
We still don't know if the apartheid dictator is really dead or not. Every Friday El Cafe Cubano will dish out the latest: -The real reason the Adidas wearing dictator can not be seen in public is that he is now obsessed with wearing "I LOVE YOU...
- Well I Know It's Not Rumor Friday Yet...
Remember my FREEDOM loving brethren to read these rumors in a low whisper. "Tricky Ricky" alarcon was in Canada yesterday and when pressed about the dictator: NOTHING? Exit plans "tricky ricky?" raulita has not been seen since his fashion trip to italia...
- It's Rumor Friday.......
It's Friday and you know every Friday rumors pop up that the aparthied dictator has died! Since it's Labor Day weekend YOU KNOW the commies will not release any news. The juicest rumor flying around is that raulita was in Italia for a possible...
- The Media Is So Aim To Please
The MSM is so happy and so eager to please by reporting that the dictator will resume his functions in several weeks. So far our only contacts to the media have been Tricky Ricky Alarcon, Mini-me Chavez, Carlito's way Lage, and Cocaine Morales....
Cuba USA
Rumor Friday
.....the dictator is dead again....
......raulita is not happy with the office decor/threw a hissy fit about the colors!
....anita snow is not happy with the mojitos lately.....she's happy about the Rolex watch
....chavez is depressed concerning the apartheid dictator/looking for a new partner concerning the stick....
...translators are needed when cocaine morales visits cuber/officials can not understand anything that he says...
...."tricky ricky" alarcon will appear with wolfman blitzer on CNN for 3,500th time.
... the new Adidas outfit sent to the dictator had a big hole in the back of the pants....the dictator was angry, but later "reflected" how he has stuck it to the Cuban people for 48 years!!!
- Rumor Friday
....Ramiro "cuidado que e voy a darun tiro" went ballistic and had an anxiety attack after mini-me chavez was referring to the dictator in the past tense during the show Alo Presidente.... Ramiro was overhead yelling: " I would of capped the sucker back...
- Rumor Friday.......
We still don't know if the apartheid dictator is really dead or not. Every Friday El Cafe Cubano will dish out the latest: -The real reason the Adidas wearing dictator can not be seen in public is that he is now obsessed with wearing "I LOVE YOU...
- Well I Know It's Not Rumor Friday Yet...
Remember my FREEDOM loving brethren to read these rumors in a low whisper. "Tricky Ricky" alarcon was in Canada yesterday and when pressed about the dictator: NOTHING? Exit plans "tricky ricky?" raulita has not been seen since his fashion trip to italia...
- It's Rumor Friday.......
It's Friday and you know every Friday rumors pop up that the aparthied dictator has died! Since it's Labor Day weekend YOU KNOW the commies will not release any news. The juicest rumor flying around is that raulita was in Italia for a possible...
- The Media Is So Aim To Please
The MSM is so happy and so eager to please by reporting that the dictator will resume his functions in several weeks. So far our only contacts to the media have been Tricky Ricky Alarcon, Mini-me Chavez, Carlito's way Lage, and Cocaine Morales....