Cuba USA
Press Release from Jose Serrano
Naturally our favorite commie is so concerned about Cuba not being able to play baseball, but overlooks the "Ladies in White" not being able to travel and Dr. Biset in prison. In the spirit of baseball I would like to nominate the "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team" Please send in your nominations and I will post them. Here are my picks:
Name: "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team"
Colors: Blood Red
Owner( I mean Dictator): Fidel Castro
Financing: Ted Turner
Arbitrator: Jimmy Carter
Media: CNN, N.Y. Times
Reporters: Lucia Newman, and Dan Rather
Manager: Hugo"mini-me" Chavez
1B Daniel Ortega
2B Gabriel Garcia Marquez
SS Pastors for Peace
3rd National Council of Churches
LF Jose Serrano, Charles Rangel, Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters
RF( No right fielders, no one wants to play here!)
Backup Pitcher: Raul Castro
***I need nomination for pitchers(All lefties of course!)
All LHP's:
- Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again: ......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie: "Weekend at Fidel's" ....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones...
- Jimmy "peanuts" Carter To Visit Cuba "again"
Carter visiting Cuba again? Will his visit bring FREEDOM to Cuba? NO!!!!!! In honor of Jimmy Carter visiting Cuba, El Cafe Cubano would like to announce the latest "All Commie Baseball team" Name: "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team" Colors:...
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"Tremendous challenge" The official press from apartheid Cuba states that the challenge in the World Baseball Classic is going to be "tremendous." I believe the real challenge for them is to keep players from defecting.The real challenge is not who the...
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Foul Ball!!!!! News is all over about how Cuba will play in the World Classic. Funny how the hunger strike took days to reach the media. It's been only several hours and the usual cronies already have a press statement. The dictator always boast...
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Exile Team Denied In World Baseball Classic The idea of a Cuban exile team came to a halt: "the commissioner's office of Major League Baseball, in agreement with the Baseball International Federation and the MLB Players' Association, said that...
Cuba USA
Press Release from Jose Serrano
Naturally our favorite commie is so concerned about Cuba not being able to play baseball, but overlooks the "Ladies in White" not being able to travel and Dr. Biset in prison. In the spirit of baseball I would like to nominate the "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team" Please send in your nominations and I will post them. Here are my picks:
Name: "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team"
Colors: Blood Red
Owner( I mean Dictator): Fidel Castro
Financing: Ted Turner
Arbitrator: Jimmy Carter
Media: CNN, N.Y. Times
Reporters: Lucia Newman, and Dan Rather
Manager: Hugo"mini-me" Chavez
1B Daniel Ortega
2B Gabriel Garcia Marquez
SS Pastors for Peace
3rd National Council of Churches
LF Jose Serrano, Charles Rangel, Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters
RF( No right fielders, no one wants to play here!)
Backup Pitcher: Raul Castro
***I need nomination for pitchers(All lefties of course!)
All LHP's:
- Rumor Friday
El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again: ......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie: "Weekend at Fidel's" ....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones...
- Jimmy "peanuts" Carter To Visit Cuba "again"
Carter visiting Cuba again? Will his visit bring FREEDOM to Cuba? NO!!!!!! In honor of Jimmy Carter visiting Cuba, El Cafe Cubano would like to announce the latest "All Commie Baseball team" Name: "All Commie Cuba Baseball Team" Colors:...
-
"Tremendous challenge" The official press from apartheid Cuba states that the challenge in the World Baseball Classic is going to be "tremendous." I believe the real challenge for them is to keep players from defecting.The real challenge is not who the...
-
Foul Ball!!!!! News is all over about how Cuba will play in the World Classic. Funny how the hunger strike took days to reach the media. It's been only several hours and the usual cronies already have a press statement. The dictator always boast...
-
Exile Team Denied In World Baseball Classic The idea of a Cuban exile team came to a halt: "the commissioner's office of Major League Baseball, in agreement with the Baseball International Federation and the MLB Players' Association, said that...