Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least here at El Cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for the last 54 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?
Glossary(Now repeat after me):
El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:
Reconciliation-----Term used by those who WANT to forget ALL the atrocities committed by the castro dictatorship, yet blame exiles for everything and paint exiles as bad.
Cuba USA
- A Cuban Rap!!!
All this talk about the USAID trying to infiltrate the Cuban rap scene, El Cafe Cubano decided to pen a RAP in dedication to the AP, Silvio, and all those who stand in the way for Cuba's FREEDOM. Yo, yo,....please before I start the rap, you NEED...
- Time For A Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of the chinese dictatorship visit to the dictatorship of Cuba. Doesn't fifo look well in that new Adidas outfit? Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't...
- Time For A New Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of mini-me's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises...
- Back By Popular Demand!
Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames...
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...
Cuba USA
Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano
Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano
Stop the comemierderia-----Jay-Z's Cuban rap and visit to Cuba
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya
Hispanic Czar-----"Wild" Bill Richardson
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya
Hispanic Czar-----"Wild" Bill Richardson
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
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Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez, but now replaced with "El Guaguero" Maduro
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow
Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano
"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel
ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro
Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez
Uncle Buck--------------------Buck
Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara
Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace
Code Commies------------Code Pink
Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore
Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer
Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
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Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez, but now replaced with "El Guaguero" Maduro
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow
Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano
"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel
ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro
Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez
Uncle Buck--------------------Buck
Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara
Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace
Code Commies------------Code Pink
Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore
Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer
Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba
El Cafe Cubano slogans:
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
- A Cuban Rap!!!
All this talk about the USAID trying to infiltrate the Cuban rap scene, El Cafe Cubano decided to pen a RAP in dedication to the AP, Silvio, and all those who stand in the way for Cuba's FREEDOM. Yo, yo,....please before I start the rap, you NEED...
- Time For A Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of the chinese dictatorship visit to the dictatorship of Cuba. Doesn't fifo look well in that new Adidas outfit? Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't...
- Time For A New Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of mini-me's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises...
- Back By Popular Demand!
Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames...
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...