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Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!
We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for 47 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?
Glossary(Now repeat after me):
El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil------------ Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez
Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
El Cafe Cubano slogans:
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:
Adolph Hitler Beer House
Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food
Evo's Cocaine house of pancakes
Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)
Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)
Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)
21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)
Journalist Beer and burger joint(no cuban exile writers or journalist allowed in or allowed to give an opinion)
- A Cuban Rap!!!
All this talk about the USAID trying to infiltrate the Cuban rap scene, El Cafe Cubano decided to pen a RAP in dedication to the AP, Silvio, and all those who stand in the way for Cuba's FREEDOM. Yo, yo,....please before I start the rap, you NEED...
- Updated: Glossary Of Terms For El Cafe Cubano
Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least...
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...
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"It’s all covered at Ché, join the revolution" Here in my own backyard in the D/FW area, a restuarant named "Che" with its "culturally revolutionary blend of music" What? The hip, nuevo latino inspired chic restuarant is either ignorant of the atrocities...
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Commie 101 Commie propaganda is full of slogans and code words to try to confuse the public. Now to Cuban-Americans or those who have lived through the horrors of communism, you know well commie speak. This commie to real definition list is to decipher...
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Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!
We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for 47 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?
Glossary(Now repeat after me):
El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil------------ Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez
Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
El Cafe Cubano slogans:
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:
Adolph Hitler Beer House
Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food
Evo's Cocaine house of pancakes
Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)
Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)
Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)
21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)
Journalist Beer and burger joint(no cuban exile writers or journalist allowed in or allowed to give an opinion)
- A Cuban Rap!!!
All this talk about the USAID trying to infiltrate the Cuban rap scene, El Cafe Cubano decided to pen a RAP in dedication to the AP, Silvio, and all those who stand in the way for Cuba's FREEDOM. Yo, yo,....please before I start the rap, you NEED...
- Updated: Glossary Of Terms For El Cafe Cubano
Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least...
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...
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"It’s all covered at Ché, join the revolution" Here in my own backyard in the D/FW area, a restuarant named "Che" with its "culturally revolutionary blend of music" What? The hip, nuevo latino inspired chic restuarant is either ignorant of the atrocities...
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Commie 101 Commie propaganda is full of slogans and code words to try to confuse the public. Now to Cuban-Americans or those who have lived through the horrors of communism, you know well commie speak. This commie to real definition list is to decipher...