Cuba USA
Not a good week for the commies. Mr. Sulfur spent $1.1 billion trying to buy a seat on the security council and is getting a international whipping! "Short duck" Kim Jong Il is now saying "sorry" after big brother China sent him to his room for a time out.
Now this brings me to Lula "la loca." Mr. loose lips accidentally blurted out that the old crusty dictator was dead! Can you imagine that? Mr. loose lips also 'blurted" out that the dictator had cancer way before anyone in the press reported it. Lula is also having many problems and scandals at home.
Is the dictator dead? Politically and those boring 8 hour speeches, Yes! Physically? Everything seems to point out that he is, but El Cafe Cubano will not officially announce it. The dictator has not been seen for over a month, Lula 'accidentally" calls him dead, Raulita is now in his brother's office, the deal with the devil has expired, and that thing about the 'scream" followed by a foul smelling odor reported by confidential sources. Is the dictator's body now in Spain? C'mon journalist do your job!
You decide my FREEDOM-loving brethren!
- "never Appear In Public Again"
NOW HEAR THIS...El Cafe Cubano is not stating that the addidas clad dictator is dead nor the pesky exiles.. Excuse me with I'm sorry chico, it's mini-me chavez stating that the dictator will NEVER appear in public again! O.K. mini-me what does...
- Rumor Friday
It's rumor Friday again: Anita Snow is actually a journalist, but tends to compromise her values and not report the truth, so she can stay in Havana....her idol is Lucia Newman the dictator also warned George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson,...
- Is It Alive Or Deadorex?
Please read this in a very low whisper! No, lower my FREEDOM loving brethren! Rumors are flying concerning the diverticulitis dictator. Is he dead or alive? Has he been dead for awhile? Well, who would know since the dictatorship has lied since day one....
- We Can't Forget About Brazil!
We can not forget about Brazil! Elections are around the corner with Lula "La Loca" having scandals, remixing videos, and overall bad manners! Check out our Brazilian brothers and sisters with the latest scoop! Down with Lula!...
- The Saga Of The Dead Dictator Continues?
Here is my disclaimer: I do not believe the dictator is dead. All you commies did you hear that, but I have received many e-mails claiming that he is dead. I am sure that they are trying to wake up the dictator so he can recite some boring 4 hour slurring...
Cuba USA
Slip of the tongue
Not a good week for the commies. Mr. Sulfur spent $1.1 billion trying to buy a seat on the security council and is getting a international whipping! "Short duck" Kim Jong Il is now saying "sorry" after big brother China sent him to his room for a time out.
Now this brings me to Lula "la loca." Mr. loose lips accidentally blurted out that the old crusty dictator was dead! Can you imagine that? Mr. loose lips also 'blurted" out that the dictator had cancer way before anyone in the press reported it. Lula is also having many problems and scandals at home.
Is the dictator dead? Politically and those boring 8 hour speeches, Yes! Physically? Everything seems to point out that he is, but El Cafe Cubano will not officially announce it. The dictator has not been seen for over a month, Lula 'accidentally" calls him dead, Raulita is now in his brother's office, the deal with the devil has expired, and that thing about the 'scream" followed by a foul smelling odor reported by confidential sources. Is the dictator's body now in Spain? C'mon journalist do your job!
You decide my FREEDOM-loving brethren!
- "never Appear In Public Again"
NOW HEAR THIS...El Cafe Cubano is not stating that the addidas clad dictator is dead nor the pesky exiles.. Excuse me with I'm sorry chico, it's mini-me chavez stating that the dictator will NEVER appear in public again! O.K. mini-me what does...
- Rumor Friday
It's rumor Friday again: Anita Snow is actually a journalist, but tends to compromise her values and not report the truth, so she can stay in Havana....her idol is Lucia Newman the dictator also warned George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson,...
- Is It Alive Or Deadorex?
Please read this in a very low whisper! No, lower my FREEDOM loving brethren! Rumors are flying concerning the diverticulitis dictator. Is he dead or alive? Has he been dead for awhile? Well, who would know since the dictatorship has lied since day one....
- We Can't Forget About Brazil!
We can not forget about Brazil! Elections are around the corner with Lula "La Loca" having scandals, remixing videos, and overall bad manners! Check out our Brazilian brothers and sisters with the latest scoop! Down with Lula!...
- The Saga Of The Dead Dictator Continues?
Here is my disclaimer: I do not believe the dictator is dead. All you commies did you hear that, but I have received many e-mails claiming that he is dead. I am sure that they are trying to wake up the dictator so he can recite some boring 4 hour slurring...