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Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for 53 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?
Glossary(Now repeat after me):
El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:
**** New Addition: Reconciliation----Term used by those who WANT to forget ALL the atrocities committed by the castro dictatorship, yet blame exiles for everything and paint exiles as bad.
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez
Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow
Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano
"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel
ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro
Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez
Uncle Buck--------------------Buck
Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara
Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace
Code Commies------------Code Pink
Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore
Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer
Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba
El Cafe Cubano slogans:
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:
Adolph Hitler Beer House
Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food
Evo's Cocaine house of pancakes
Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)
Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)
Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)
21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)
Journalist Beer and burger joint(no cuban exile writers or journalist allowed in or allowed to give an opinion)
T-shirt ideas for Code Pink:
I am a communist
Beheadings are cool!
I am wearing a Guevera t-shirt, but I am so ignorant of the facts of the butcher.
"Havana and Caracas are my kind of towns!
What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator
We say no to torture and war, but not counting communist revolutions!
Killing is O.K. for dictators.
Just say no to torture, but abortions are just fine and dandy
- Updated: Glossary Of Terms For El Cafe Cubano
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...
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"It’s all covered at Ché, join the revolution" Here in my own backyard in the D/FW area, a restuarant named "Che" with its "culturally revolutionary blend of music" What? The hip, nuevo latino inspired chic restuarant is either ignorant of the atrocities...
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Code words: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano
Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for 53 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?
Glossary(Now repeat after me):
El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:
**** New Addition: Reconciliation----Term used by those who WANT to forget ALL the atrocities committed by the castro dictatorship, yet blame exiles for everything and paint exiles as bad.
The Dictator -----Castro
Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro
Raulita------------Raulita Castro
El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque
Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez
Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez
Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona
Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales
Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales
Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura
Commie--------------------- Communist
lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook
Cuber-----------------------Cuba
Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow
Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano
"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel
ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro
Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez
Uncle Buck--------------------Buck
Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara
Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace
Code Commies------------Code Pink
Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore
Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer
Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba
El Cafe Cubano slogans:
" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."
" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."
"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."
" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"
" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"
" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."
" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"
"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"
"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"
"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"
"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"
Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:
Adolph Hitler Beer House
Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food
Evo's Cocaine house of pancakes
Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)
Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)
Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)
21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)
Journalist Beer and burger joint(no cuban exile writers or journalist allowed in or allowed to give an opinion)
T-shirt ideas for Code Pink:
I am a communist
Beheadings are cool!
I am wearing a Guevera t-shirt, but I am so ignorant of the facts of the butcher.
"Havana and Caracas are my kind of towns!
What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator
We say no to torture and war, but not counting communist revolutions!
Killing is O.K. for dictators.
Just say no to torture, but abortions are just fine and dandy
- Updated: Glossary Of Terms For El Cafe Cubano
Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least...
- Time For A Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of the chinese dictatorship visit to the dictatorship of Cuba. Doesn't fifo look well in that new Adidas outfit? Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't...
- Time For A New Caption Contest!
El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of mini-me's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises...
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Glossary Of Terms Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor! Glossary(Now repeat after me): El Cafe Cubano:--...
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"It’s all covered at Ché, join the revolution" Here in my own backyard in the D/FW area, a restuarant named "Che" with its "culturally revolutionary blend of music" What? The hip, nuevo latino inspired chic restuarant is either ignorant of the atrocities...