Cuba USA
The AP and other news outlets are just FOAMING at the mouth, plus they are posting non-stop articles about Americans traveling to Cuba and POOF Cuba will just change automatically.
Since El Cafe Cubano can't compete with the non-stop propaganda from the news outlets, this blog has decided to help those who travel to Cuba with some tips or things TO DO while in Cuba:
Here is a top 10 list:
1) BONUS: When you step off the plane in Havana, make sure you hit the local watering hole for some mojitos, and while toasting, make sure you say REAL LOUD: ME CAGO EN FIDEL
REPEAT: ME CAGO EN FIDEL
By saying this I am SURE you will be upgraded in your accommodations!
2) Go to your local Hospital or Clinic and get yourself a check up or better yet some surgery. Remember go to the one that are usually reserved for locals, to get that AUTHENTIC local flavor!!!
3) For you Architecture lovers, since Cuba has been unspoiled for 55 years, stay in those Art Deco buildings(the ones you see Crumbling all over) for the REAL Cuba feeling. Electricity and running water are optional.
4)This is really cool...... Get yourself in a 1953 Ford taxi, feel like your stuck in a time warp, and ENJOY YOURSELF to some Cohibas while touring all the land, buildings, and Houses stolen by the regime. Try to facebook, twitter, and snapchat while doing this....
5) Volunteer at your local political prison while wearing your Che t-shirt
6) You want something REALLY Authentic: Get some rafts, inner tubes, or any floatation device, and at the crack of dawn, take to the water, and for kicks, see how long it takes you to get to Miami!!!
7) While doing the tours, and when you go by the Dictator's compound, wave those huge FOAM fingers, the one with the middle finger extended and say hello this is a salute from Miami.
8) Bring some computers, laptops, cellphones, all types of electronics to the dissidents(make sure you declare this when you get off the plane in Havana!!!!)
9) Bring some extra cash for a smoke a thon with Fidel(depends if he is really alive or not)
10) All these are touristy things, but check out the possibility of opening up a business with the government, they are reliable, and they always PAY!!!
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Cuba USA
Top 10 Things to do when you visit Cuba!!!!
The AP and other news outlets are just FOAMING at the mouth, plus they are posting non-stop articles about Americans traveling to Cuba and POOF Cuba will just change automatically.
Since El Cafe Cubano can't compete with the non-stop propaganda from the news outlets, this blog has decided to help those who travel to Cuba with some tips or things TO DO while in Cuba:
Here is a top 10 list:
1) BONUS: When you step off the plane in Havana, make sure you hit the local watering hole for some mojitos, and while toasting, make sure you say REAL LOUD: ME CAGO EN FIDEL
REPEAT: ME CAGO EN FIDEL
By saying this I am SURE you will be upgraded in your accommodations!
2) Go to your local Hospital or Clinic and get yourself a check up or better yet some surgery. Remember go to the one that are usually reserved for locals, to get that AUTHENTIC local flavor!!!
3) For you Architecture lovers, since Cuba has been unspoiled for 55 years, stay in those Art Deco buildings(the ones you see Crumbling all over) for the REAL Cuba feeling. Electricity and running water are optional.
4)This is really cool...... Get yourself in a 1953 Ford taxi, feel like your stuck in a time warp, and ENJOY YOURSELF to some Cohibas while touring all the land, buildings, and Houses stolen by the regime. Try to facebook, twitter, and snapchat while doing this....
5) Volunteer at your local political prison while wearing your Che t-shirt
6) You want something REALLY Authentic: Get some rafts, inner tubes, or any floatation device, and at the crack of dawn, take to the water, and for kicks, see how long it takes you to get to Miami!!!
7) While doing the tours, and when you go by the Dictator's compound, wave those huge FOAM fingers, the one with the middle finger extended and say hello this is a salute from Miami.
8) Bring some computers, laptops, cellphones, all types of electronics to the dissidents(make sure you declare this when you get off the plane in Havana!!!!)
9) Bring some extra cash for a smoke a thon with Fidel(depends if he is really alive or not)
10) All these are touristy things, but check out the possibility of opening up a business with the government, they are reliable, and they always PAY!!!
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Did Mayor Clint Johnson read El Cafe Cubano's Top 10 things to do when you visit Cuba? Item number 6 on the list states: 6) You want something REALLY Authentic: Get some rafts, inner tubes, or any floatation device, and at the crack of dawn,...
- Cuba For Dummies!!!!!!
Everyone is abuzz about the improved relations between the USA and Cuba! The Pope is about to visit Cuba next month! To help with this, El Cafe Cubano will run a daily post on "tips" about Cuba, Cuban exiles, and everything having to do with Cuba.........
- Cuba News: T-shirts For Those Traveling To Cuba!
El CAFE CUBANO T-SHIRT SALE!!!!!!! In the spirit of the renewed relations...
- Cuba News: The Cuba Issue Is Resolved
Over the last several weeks in the media, I've seen non-stop articles on how Cuba will AUTOMATICALLY change and be RESOLVED because of: *Basketball Diplomacy *Dictator Castro went to a Jesuit School and since the Pope...
- Top 10 List Of What To Buy When Traveling To Cuba!!!!
The Conan O' Brien staff can take some pointers on what to buy while in Cuba: 1) El cafe Cubano suggest to barter on this first item. The American public and media are fascinated with all the 1950's car roaming all over the Island. To take...