Cuba USA
The adidas outfit
The media is now proclaiming that the dictator will be back soon and how he is conducting his thug conference calls with the oil pimp in Venezuela. Wow, those dictatorcizes must be really working! Don't you love that red shirt that mini-me wears and that Adidas outfit that the dictator wears? While recuperating the dictator has been tuning up on other additional exercises:
MurdercizesTorturecizesNo cell phones for the Cuban people cizesDivertculitiscizesSanteriacizesDestroy all the crops in Cuba cizesNo FREE elections in CubacizesRaulitacizes(works the buttocks area)dan rathercizes(a brown nose is required)Restrict the internet to the Cuban peoplecizesMafiacizesBlame everyone else for my failurecizes
-
"reflections" From The Apartheid Dictator
The latest essay from the apartheid dictator or is it a "ghost" writer? Mr. expert in everything now "reflects" on a possible global recession. Thanks fifo, but no thanks! How can we take you seriously in that Adidas outfit! You "reflected" on every U.S....
-
"chavez Denies Rumors Of Castro Death"
Mini-me chavez said that the apartheid dictator is" writing, and producing." Producing what? Where is the jello pudding mr. oil pimp? The media should just lay down and accept this because YOU said so! The apartheid dictator is already DEAD symbolically,...
-
Dictator Dead Or Having More Sugery?
The Adidas wearing dictator was a no-show on his Birthday. Rumors are abuzz that he's dead, or that he was whisked away for more surgery(Outside of Cuba of course!). El Cafe Cubano believes that the dictator is still alive physically, but does not...
-
Always The Apartheid Dictator
Here we have a picture of the apartheid communist dictator. Back then he constantly wore military fatigues and now he sports the Adidas outfit. The one thing that hasn't changed: The dictator watches while EVERYONE else does the work. Who watched...
-
U.s. Beats Cuber
The U.S. beats Cuber 8-5 in baseball yesterday in apartheid Cuba. No pictures of the dictator in a sporty addidas outfit? No video of mini-me and the dictator in the latest segment of "Dictators in Love" crying over the outcome of this game?...
Cuba USA